This probably took weeks to make, which would leave many to call it a complete waste of time. I think it is fking MAGICAL. Looks yummy too.
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The ramblings of a madd man; Who may or may not be smoking presently.
This probably took weeks to make, which would leave many to call it a complete waste of time. I think it is fking MAGICAL. Looks yummy too.
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Facebook Gangsta: Pop Culture Parody: "
Laughing Squid points us toward this fun video poking fun at people’s infatuation with Facebook. While we know it’s not Friday, we just couldn’t wait to post it. In any case, the video is surprisingly well produced and does reveal some truths about our relationship with the SNS and the people we meet and connect with through it.
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Chinlone: Myanmar’s Beautiful Game: "
Chinlone is the traditional sport of Myanmar (Burma) and is unique in both its athletic beauty and its nature as a non-competitive game. A team of six players pass a small rattan ball back and forth with their feet, knees and head as they walk around a circle. One player goes into the center to solo, creating a dance of various moves strung together, while being supported by other players who try to pass the ball back with one kick.
One intriguing aspect of Chinlone is that it is performed as a team sport with no opposing team. The focus is not on winning or losing, but how beautifully one plays the game.
The above trailer is from the documentary, Mystic Ball, which was released in 2006 and follows the Canadian filmmaker in his quest to study the sport of chinlone.
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Simple, no? Likewise, if you prefer to create ringtones of your own music, just build your own tracks in GarageBand and repeat steps two through four.
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For those uninformed this is Noah Tepperberg, 1/2 of Strategic Group with Jason Strauss.